Saget Legends

According to legend...

Bob Saget has to sit in the back of the airplane because he poked the pilot in the ass with his massive cock when he sat anywhere else. This is not true. He actually sits in the back of the plane because "from behind" is the only way he can recognize the women he's fucked.

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  • Think of Saget Legends as a variation on The Aristocrats. Keep it filthy. Submissions lacking profanity, lewdness, obscenity, or not appealing to prurient interests will be deleted.
  • Saget Legends are not Chuck Norris Facts. Bob Saget doesn't beat people up with his fists, he uses his cock. He has never roundhouse kicked anyone, except with his cock. And it was for a very good cause.
  • Use the third person. It's not "I used to suck dick for coke," it's "Bob Saget used to suck dick for coke." Use his name a lot. He likes that.
  • It's Saget, not Faget. Bob Saget is not gay. In these legends feel free to have him participate in homosexual activity, but just calling him gay wasn't funny 10 years ago, and it's not funny now.
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