Style suggestions for Saget Legends:

• Think of Saget Legends as a variation on The Aristocrats. Keep it filthy. Submissions lacking profanity, lewdness, obscenity, or not appealing to prurient interests will be deleted.
• Saget Legends are not Chuck Norris Facts. Bob Saget doesn't beat people up with his fists, he uses his cock. He has never roundhouse kicked anyone, except with his cock. And it was for a very good cause.
• Use the third person. It's not "I used to suck dick for coke," it's "Bob Saget used to suck dick for coke." Use his name a lot. He likes that.
• It's Saget, not Faget. Bob Saget is not gay. In these legends feel free to have him participate in homosexual activity, but just calling him gay wasn't funny 10 years ago, and it's not funny now.
• There is a Bob Saget Random Fact Generator on another site. Those facts would not be welcome here. Don't post them. We are interested only in legends.
• All Legends are submitted for moderation and may take a while to appear.
• I reserve the right to edit all submissions to make them funnier.
• Voting multiple times for your own submissions is really lame.