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Valentine’s Day Sale

Kyle — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:55:23 +0000

Now until February 7, all orders in the Obey Saget store over $18 are 14% off. Just enter coupon code LOVE08.

Nothing says “Let’s do it in the butt this Valentine’s Day!” better than Bob Saget grinning on your chest. As an added bonus, our extra-black t-shirts will hide the stains of your disgusting lovemaking. Whether it’s semen, blood, vaginal secretions, shit, or more semen, it all comes out in the wash.*

*This is not a guarantee. Your particularly filthy brand of lovemaking will probably cause permanent stains. You disgusting pervert.

Free holiday shipping!

Kyle — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:16:27 +0000

Obey Saget merchandise makes the perfect holiday gift. Get a shirt for your least-favorite moody nephew. He’ll shrug and grunt when he unwraps the present, and he won’t look you in the eyes when his mom makes him mumble a half-hearted “thank you,” but he’ll be thanking you in his head when his new favorite shirt gets him a handjob from that goth chick he sits behind in Civics class.

Get your nephew a handjob, and save some dough at the same time. Just use coupon code XMAS07XXL at checkout and get free shipping on all the Obey Saget merchandise you order between December 12th and 14th.

Lots of New Obey Saget Products

Kyle — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:07:34 +0000

I’ve added a bunch of new Obey Saget products today, including a snazzy apron:

And a sleeveless hoodie:

And you still have until September 15 for free shipping. Just enter SCHOOL07 in the coupon code on checkout.

Free Shipping Until September 15

Kyle — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:13:45 +0000

Let’s face it, those of us who Obey Saget aren’t gozillionaires like Bob is. We could use a break. And for the next 15 days you’ve got one! Free standard shipping on all products in the Obey Saget store. Going away to college? The #1 way to assure you’ll get laid is if you’re carrying a snazzy Obey Saget messenger bag.

Just enter the secret code “SCHOOL07″ on checkout and it’ll be the same price you would pay in one of our Obey Saget superstores.

Make Obey Saget Your Baseball Team

Kyle — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:09:10 +0000

Bob is the perfect mascot for your drunken softball league. Put Obey Saget on the front and your name on the back. Now through the end of April, get 21% off any Obey Saget baseball shirts. Just use coupon code “fastball.” Also available for the ladies.

Free shipping in January!

Kyle — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:35:35 +0000

Just use the code FREESHIPPING07 and get free shipping on all Obey Saget Merch until January 31

Full House Outtakes

Kyle — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:52:37 +0000

It’s nice to see the human side of Full House, and there are a few choice Dirty Saget quips in here

Rollin’ With Saget

Kyle — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:21:51 +0000

Jamie Kennedy is on the Obey Saget bandwagon. Doing much to further our movement, Mr. Kennedy and his friend Stu Stone have released a music video relying mostly on the Saget Duality Theory (Bob Saget exists simultaneously as both the epitome of wholesome family humor and filthy dick jokes). In the video, Mr. Saget enjoys a night out with the Two Gentlemen from Malibu. He fights with bouncers, flirts with models, and pisses in bushes. And in case we had forgotten that this was Danny Tanner himself, the whole thing ends with “Goodnight Michelle.” An excellent exercise in Saget Reputation Enhancement.

More proof that you must Obey Saget.

Saget and The Aristocrats

Kyle — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 22:29:54 +0000

Bob’s legendary performance in The Aristocrats. It wasn’t actually the best telling of the joke in the movie—His Bobness gets a little too self-concious—but it’s probably the dirtiest. He really embraces the spirit of the exercise and attacks it with the precision of a man who has dedicated his life to being professionally juvenile. And for those who still thought of him as Danny Tanner it was surely a revelation.

A great Saget appearance

Kyle — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 23:23:24 +0000

Bob Saget had a cameo in Entourage not long ago, and as usual he brought that intense Sagetiness we love so much.

“Don’t you fuck my daughters!”