Now until February 7, all orders in the Obey Saget store over $18 are 14% off. Just enter coupon code LOVE08.

Nothing says “Let’s do it in the butt this Valentine’s Day!” better than Bob Saget grinning on your chest. As an added bonus, our extra-black t-shirts will hide the stains of your disgusting lovemaking. Whether it’s semen, blood, vaginal secretions, shit, or more semen, it all comes out in the wash.*

*This is not a guarantee. Your particularly filthy brand of lovemaking will probably cause permanent stains. You disgusting pervert.

Obey Saget merchandise makes the perfect holiday gift. Get a shirt for your least-favorite moody nephew. He’ll shrug and grunt when he unwraps the present, and he won’t look you in the eyes when his mom makes him mumble a half-hearted “thank you,” but he’ll be thanking you in his head when his new favorite shirt gets him a handjob from that goth chick he sits behind in Civics class.

Get your nephew a handjob, and save some dough at the same time. Just use coupon code XMAS07XXL at checkout and get free shipping on all the Obey Saget merchandise you order between December 12th and 14th.

I’ve added a bunch of new Obey Saget products today, including a snazzy apron:

And a sleeveless hoodie:

And you still have until September 15 for free shipping. Just enter SCHOOL07 in the coupon code on checkout.

Let’s face it, those of us who Obey Saget aren’t gozillionaires like Bob is. We could use a break. And for the next 15 days you’ve got one! Free standard shipping on all products in the Obey Saget store. Going away to college? The #1 way to assure you’ll get laid is if you’re carrying a snazzy Obey Saget messenger bag.

Just enter the secret code “SCHOOL07″ on checkout and it’ll be the same price you would pay in one of our Obey Saget superstores.

Bob is the perfect mascot for your drunken softball league. Put Obey Saget on the front and your name on the back. Now through the end of April, get 21% off any Obey Saget baseball shirts. Just use coupon code “fastball.” Also available for the ladies.

Just use the code FREESHIPPING07 and get free shipping on all Obey Saget Merch until January 31

The main Obey Saget products are ready for purchase, including t-shirts, messenger bags, sweatshirts, customizable baseball shirts, and much much more. Check them out in the Merchandise section. And as always, Obey Saget.

This is the official home for the worldwide Obey Saget movement. Whether you love or fear Bob Saget, he must be Obeyed.