Summer’s almost over. You wasted most of June playing GTA IV, and half of July trying to convince your girlfriend at camp to let you touch her breasts. Not just on top of the shirt but under the bra. It does too make a difference.

But now you have to start thinking about that summer reading they assigned. The Great Gatsby looks boring, but at least it’s thin. You’d rent the movie, but it’s not out on Blu-Ray yet. And plus that guy from Law & Order is in it, which is weird.

What better way to enrich that very special ennui of the last days of summer than a big goofy Bob Saget smiling on your chest?

And how about a matching shirt for that special lady? If you spring for the more expensive (and sweatshop free) American Apparel shirt, you just might get to third base.

August 1–25th, get 25% off any purchase of 2 or more items. Just enter coupon code SCHOOL308

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