Now available in the Obey Saget store: Obey Saget underwear.

It’s late at night. You’ve had three cosmos and two mangotinis. He’s been checking you out for hours. When you fell off your bar stool he grabbed your boob as he helped you up. You pretended not to notice. He offers to buy you breakfast. You don’t get it. “Sure!” you say, “but I’d rather have sex.” In the bathroom stall he pulls up your skirt and bends you over… only to discover he’s too late.

Bob’s tapped that ass already.

Also available in cooter-printed varieties

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