Now until February 7, all orders in the Obey Saget store over $18 are 14% off. Just enter coupon code LOVE08.

Nothing says “Let’s do it in the butt this Valentine’s Day!” better than Bob Saget grinning on your chest. As an added bonus, our extra-black t-shirts will hide the stains of your disgusting lovemaking. Whether it’s semen, blood, vaginal secretions, shit, or more semen, it all comes out in the wash.*

*This is not a guarantee. Your particularly filthy brand of lovemaking will probably cause permanent stains. You disgusting pervert.