It’s nice to see the human side of Full House, and there are a few choice Dirty Saget quips in here

Jamie Kennedy is on the Obey Saget bandwagon. Doing much to further our movement, Mr. Kennedy and his friend Stu Stone have released a music video relying mostly on the Saget Duality Theory (Bob Saget exists simultaneously as both the epitome of wholesome family humor and filthy dick jokes). In the video, Mr. Saget enjoys a night out with the Two Gentlemen from Malibu. He fights with bouncers, flirts with models, and pisses in bushes. And in case we had forgotten that this was Danny Tanner himself, the whole thing ends with “Goodnight Michelle.” An excellent exercise in Saget Reputation Enhancement.

More proof that you must Obey Saget.

Bob’s legendary performance in The Aristocrats. It wasn’t actually the best telling of the joke in the movie—His Bobness gets a little too self-concious—but it’s probably the dirtiest. He really embraces the spirit of the exercise and attacks it with the precision of a man who has dedicated his life to being professionally juvenile. And for those who still thought of him as Danny Tanner it was surely a revelation.

Bob Saget had a cameo in Entourage not long ago, and as usual he brought that intense Sagetiness we love so much.

“Don’t you fuck my daughters!”

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This is the official home for the worldwide Obey Saget movement. Whether you love or fear Bob Saget, he must be Obeyed.