Now until February 7, all orders in the Obey Saget store over $18 are 14% off. Just enter coupon code LOVE08.
Nothing says “Let’s do it in the butt this Valentine’s Day!” better than Bob Saget grinning on your chest. As an added bonus, our extra-black t-shirts will hide the stains of your disgusting lovemaking. Whether it’s semen, blood, vaginal secretions, shit, or more semen, it all comes out in the wash.*
*This is not a guarantee. Your particularly filthy brand of lovemaking will probably cause permanent stains. You disgusting pervert.
Obey Saget merchandise makes the perfect holiday gift. Get a shirt for your least-favorite moody nephew. He’ll shrug and grunt when he unwraps the present, and he won’t look you in the eyes when his mom makes him mumble a half-hearted “thank you,” but he’ll be thanking you in his head when his new favorite shirt gets him a handjob from that goth chick he sits behind in Civics class.
Get your nephew a handjob, and save some dough at the same time. Just use coupon code XMAS07XXL at checkout and get free shipping on all the Obey Saget merchandise you order between December 12th and 14th.
I’ve added a bunch of new Obey Saget products today, including a snazzy apron:
And a sleeveless hoodie:
And you still have until September 15 for free shipping. Just enter SCHOOL07 in the coupon code on checkout.
Let’s face it, those of us who Obey Saget aren’t gozillionaires like Bob is. We could use a break. And for the next 15 days you’ve got one! Free standard shipping on all products in the Obey Saget store. Going away to college? The #1 way to assure you’ll get laid is if you’re carrying a snazzy Obey Saget messenger bag.
Just enter the secret code “SCHOOL07″ on checkout and it’ll be the same price you would pay in one of our Obey Saget superstores.
Bob is the perfect mascot for your drunken softball league. Put Obey Saget on the front and your name on the back. Now through the end of April, get 21% off any Obey Saget baseball shirts. Just use coupon code “fastball.” Also available for the ladies.
Jamie Kennedy is on the Obey Saget bandwagon. Doing much to further our movement, Mr. Kennedy and his friend Stu Stone have released a music video relying mostly on the Saget Duality Theory (Bob Saget exists simultaneously as both the epitome of wholesome family humor and filthy dick jokes). In the video, Mr. Saget enjoys a night out with the Two Gentlemen from Malibu. He fights with bouncers, flirts with models, and pisses in bushes. And in case we had forgotten that this was Danny Tanner himself, the whole thing ends with “Goodnight Michelle.” An excellent exercise in Saget Reputation Enhancement.
Bob’s legendary performance in The Aristocrats. It wasn’t actually the best telling of the joke in the movie—His Bobness gets a little too self-concious—but it’s probably the dirtiest. He really embraces the spirit of the exercise and attacks it with the precision of a man who has dedicated his life to being professionally juvenile. And for those who still thought of him as Danny Tanner it was surely a revelation.
